I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
A while ago I heard a version of this story where Athena has pity on Medusa and turns her into the gorgon to protect her from all men. A gift instead of a punishment for her brother’s crimes.
It always stuck with me, so here’s a doodle.
This has come up on my blog a few times, and I REALLY really am struck by how beautiful this is. so.. reblogging it to you guys. Isn’t it lovely?
in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.
Abandoned 123 year old school
For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.
this is a building not a plant
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg
Malia, do you need to be excused from class?
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
(◡‿◡✿) hale cousins working together
(◡‿◡✿) hale cousins talking about stiles together
(◡‿◡✿) dEREK GETTING USED TO HAVING A FAMILY MEMBER WHO ISNT TRYING TO KILL HIM
[malia reads the new list from the deadpool]
[looks over at derek]
damn it peter
OKAY OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT
DEREK BECOMES FULLY HUMAN
AND HE GETS MORTALLY WOUNDED AND IS DYING
AND SCOTT “NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DIE” MCCALL